one way ticket out of town

[colorider]

As long as my next door neighbor gets to go too. I'd like to see him retire to a warmer locale.

One of my new neighbors can join them. They are from Utah though. Most unsocial hipster dingbats around. We have a very social culdesac and they are the turds of the bunch. They want nothing to do with socializing. Just hang out inside their home with their dog. Every once in a while they will give a forced wave. He does yard work in pink, white, or yellow skinny jeans,

[Irving]

I do yard work with a beer and a machete. Sometimes even with a shirt on. Neighbors still talk to me...

[brutal]

Like hell?

I wouldn't wish that upon anyone. He's not so bad that we're not cordial to each other, even a little friendly jabs now and again. Then again, I'm certain he voted for Killary and could have caused us all harm.

There's a funny conversation we had during the campaign cycle, but I can't supply details in a public forum as it would give away his surname, one also commonly used as both a noun and a verb.