I've had a full beard for about 8 years or so. Due to some recent surgery, I'm stuck in a cervical collar for a few weeks. Tonight, the collar was itching me too much, so while we were watching tv, I got up, went to the bathroom, and shaved off all the facial hair. Didn't warn her. When I came out, she screamed like she'd seen Satan himself. Apparently, the only thing uglier than me with a beard, is me without a beard. She still can't look at me. If I'd have known it would be this much fun, I'd have done it years ago.