Quote Originally Posted by OneGuy67 View Post
Since my retirement from the Guard, my wife has "adopted" both my two woobies (one extremely worn and one relatively new) and sleeps every night with them instead of the bed comforter. When I make fun of her and tease her about stealing my shit, she gets very defensive.

Be wary the power of the woobie!
I once said it was the best piece of equipment ever issued. My LT. said to me, "That's not a very infantry thing to say, you're rifle should be the best piece of equipment" and I responded by telling him that I have never fired my rifle in anger but I sleep every night.