Quote Originally Posted by cstone View Post
http://rentagoat.com/

Unions hate them and they are carbon neutral (as if I care about that).
...and they're as much fun to watch as Saturday morning cartoons.

When I lived in a more rural setting, the neighbors had goats. All they ever did was water their yard. When I climbed the mountain behind our properties, I could easily see how much better their yard looked compared to everyone else's.