And sprinkle in some of that green powder that turns everything purple when exposed to moisture. Yea, that's a great plan.
Here's an idea. You could stake out your own front porch, and when the package thief comes, choot em! (the illegally transported refilled propane canisters that is.
All hypothetically of course.
LOL @ the Les reference. I heard Les Fletcher of Plano, TX rips people off on armslist.