"Shut up and eat your oatmeal." - My Mom, more times than I can count...
"If I put the two of you together, I'd end up with a half-wit!!" - My Dad, yelling at my older brother and I when we (always) got into trouble...
"Shut up and eat your oatmeal." - My Mom, more times than I can count...
"If I put the two of you together, I'd end up with a half-wit!!" - My Dad, yelling at my older brother and I when we (always) got into trouble...
Women who don't wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
A student ask his master " you train me for violence but talk about peace, how do you justify this?" The master replied Better to be a warrior in a garden.. then a gardener in a war.
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
If you eat jellybeans, do you fart in technicolor?
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty."
Nathan Fillion, "Firefly"
It costs nothing to be polite. Kindness is a choice.
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
Wise men speak because they have something to say;
Fools because they have to say something.
Plato