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    "Shut up and eat your oatmeal." - My Mom, more times than I can count...

    "If I put the two of you together, I'd end up with a half-wit!!" - My Dad, yelling at my older brother and I when we (always) got into trouble...

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    Women who don't wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch.
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Women who don't wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch.
    Men who don't wear underwear still get skid marks.
    Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
    -Me

    I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
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    A student ask his master " you train me for violence but talk about peace, how do you justify this?" The master replied Better to be a warrior in a garden.. then a gardener in a war.
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

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    If you eat jellybeans, do you fart in technicolor?

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    Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed

    - Friedrich Nietzsche

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    "Better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
    "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty."
    Nathan Fillion, "Firefly"

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    It costs nothing to be polite. Kindness is a choice.
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

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    Wise men speak because they have something to say;
    Fools because they have to say something.
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