Philosophy Thread

[SSChameleon]

Beware the lollipop of mediocrity, lick it once and you will suck for life.

A single fact can ruin a good argument.

Fear is no good reason to believe in anything.

Consider the ham and egg breakfast. It’s a days work for the chicken but a lifetime commitment for the pig.

When people make decisions based on their moral compass facts are often the first casualties.

We all bring joy to a room either by entering or leaving.

I see no point in becoming the richest man in the cemetery.

It’s better to shit your pants than die of constipation.

No matter what other nations say about the USA immigration is still the most sincere form of flattery.

How easily someone gets offended is directly proportional to how stupid they are.

There will always be more good ideas than capacity to properly execute them.

If your parachute doesn’t work, you have the rest of your life to find a solution.

There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can’t.

[Great-Kazoo]

Watch out where the Huskies go. Don't you eat that yellow snow.

[flogger]

Sometimes you are the dog, sometimes you are the hydrant.

[BladesNBarrels]

Sometimes you are the dog, sometimes you are the hydrant.

Also,
Sometimes you are the bug, sometimes you are the windshield

[Delfuego]

"If an ass goes traveling it will not come home a horse."

[MrAK]

Nuts

[TFOGGER]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[Delfuego]

"If your parents didn't have children, odds are you won't either."

[Duman]

It's dog-eat-dog out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
- Norm from Cheers

[electronman1729]

Every corpse on Mount Everest was once an extremely motivated person.