How to bump a sales thread.

[Irving]

So basically, you're a blue vest wearing customer at Walmart who is suddenly helping folks find things on the aisles.

Most of the shirts I own are polos, and I get pegged as an employee everywhere I go, regardless of shirt color. Just yesterday a lady at this resort asked me permission to use an ice machine as I was walking by. One time I had a blue shirt at Sam's Club and the door checker literally jumped off his stool and stood at attention and started telling me how much he liked good job or something.