There were some solicitors in our neighborhood yesterday (I get a solar guy or a fiber guy at least once a week) and I was on the phone so I told her to get rid of them. She completely chokes under pressure and went outside and proceeded to tell the guy that I would say no to anything he was selling because I'm an old.

He looked at her like she was drunk and was like, "He's old? Is that why he would say no to solar? We have other products." Her: "Yeaaaah, he's old. Sorry."

She was upset the doorbell camera didn't capture that awkward conversation, and she's 20% older than I am!