Take a Shot...NSFW

[Mazin]

Rolling with Do Not Disturb, any number thats not recognized gets sent this text "identify yourself or you will be blocked", then if they dont they are blocked. Currently have over 1000 blocked numbers. I Think i might go back to changing my number yearly.

[ray1970]

My guy didn?t sound like an old guy but who knows. I mean I?ve heard women on the phone who sounded really hot.

[Gman]

[ray1970]

I finally have a grievance worth mentioning.

So, I have a coworker/office mate (the two of us do the same job) and we worked together on a job today.

He and I are pretty much opposites. He?s wound way too tight, takes everything too seriously, and the way he works is inefficient as fuck.

About half way through the day I was fantasizing about punching him in his Adam?s apple.

The work we did is an annual thing and we team up because it?s typically way easier with two people.

I seriously think I could have gotten the job done just as fast by myself and not had to watch him pacing all over the place nervously and fidgeting with things that don?t need to be fidgeted with causing them to have to be constantly fidgeted with.

Been a while since he and I have had an actual, hard core, profanity laden argument so I think we?re overdue.

[ray1970]

People.

What a bunch of pussies.

[Great-Kazoo]

so i'm at SW to buy some powder, with the $30 off $150 or more.
Nope guy ahead of me buys the last fuckin keg of 4064! Oh i can order it on sw's web site, shipped to store. BUT cannot use the $30 off when ordering on line. However i can buy online, ship to store. BUT.........

Ready for it..........................
once at store, get a refund of my online purchase. THEN repay for the keg o 4064 using the $30 off.

Even better received an email giving me %10 off their online web site, again shipped to store, free. Well it seems gunpowder is considered a firearm and not allowed online discounts


Ask if they'd honor the keg (8lb) pricing, if i purchased 8 - 1lb containers. Guy looked like i asked to sleep with his wife, again .
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[00tec]

Why does the Denver Post insist on littering my property with their liberal rag?
Better yet, they miss the driveway entirely and I usually dont notice until the mower suddenly bogs down.
Cant even call to bitch because they're closed

[ChickNorris]

I solved that by catching them one morning & promising to return them to the delivery vehicle, conveniently on fire.

[Linkless]

I'll get the Denver Post for a few days in a row and then nothing for months. I believe it's happened at least 6 times in the 3.5 years I've lived here. Not sure what they are thinking and now know that I'm probably not the only one.

[00tec]

I'll get the Denver Post for a few days in a row and then nothing for months. I believe it's happened at least 6 times in the 3.5 years I've lived here. Not sure what they are thinking and now know that I'm probably not the only one.

They said I was getting their "sample" subscription. I told them to stop littering my property, as I wouldn't even line my bird cage with their liberal rag. We'll see if I get another one Sunday.