Thanks to everyone who replied. I'm amazed by the generosity and willingness to help, but guess I shouldn't be. I've seen it second hand time and time again over the years.
Irving has me covered and is nearby, so i'll take him up on it in the next week or so as timing aligns.

As for why my pickup can't handle it directly: it's too short and has a wooden rack system built into it along with a soft topper. It's best to use a trailer in my case so I don't ruin either. I'd also rather not have the beams hanging out the back end because of how much time I'll be on dirt roads potentially vibrating the beams around. Even tied together with ratchet straps, I'd much prefer to have them held in by a tailgate or trailer gate.