Awesome dog toy.

Items required:
1-medium to large size dog
1-Gold Peak Tea beverage container

Instructions:
First, open and consume tea product
Then, drain remnants and remove label from bottle, and the cock ring from beneath lid
Then, install 3 or 4 driveway size rocks
Then, install 1 fishing pole jingle bell
Then, install oversize colored drinking straws cut into pieces

CAUTION: THIS DOG TOY SHOULD NEVER BE UNATTENDED WHILE YOUR DOG IS PLAYING WITH IT

However, our dog has had more fun with this damn set up than most of the toys we've purchased for her....except perhaps her Kong purple Squiddy. Which I highly recommend btw.
Oh, and get the tea in a six pack so you have five more back ups. The bottles they use are uniquely accepting of powerful dog mandibles for several hours.