Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
I once was in line at home depot with about 20 of those 9 inch large nails being used for tent spikes but the lady behind me wouldn't come near me and asked, "are those weapons?" Apparently I looked really menacing handing the nails over to the clerk who was scanning them. I responded "no they are nails. Anything can be used as a weapon but this time I am using them as tent stakes." I am sure she heard me when I called her an idiot while walking away from the cashier.
You should change your username to Scary Larry. I'm sure that woman was positive that you were going to take those big ol' honkin' nails and put them in a baseball bat to beat children and kittens with!