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    Quote Originally Posted by mevshooter View Post
    I don't care if the movie turns out to be terrible, it is IMPOSSIBLE to waste money watching Kate Beckinsale kick butt for an entire movie.

    Impossible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    If I had my way, I'd have a happy marriage with Kate Beckinsale...
    Ms. Beckinsale is an obnoxious British leftist (and quite anti-gun). So after a drunken weekend of debauchery there's really no reason to spend another minute with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Just a question on all this new movie stuff... is anyone here really excited about seeing the new Total Recall? If you ignore that it's not really going to be too much like the original- actually looking back, that movie wasn't all that great- I think it might be a good, fun movie. Not an entry for an Oscar, but surely it can't be all bad...
    Need I say more?

    She's in my top five, for sure, always has been. But the new total recall is getting a boycott from me, at least until netflix, or free PPV. They went too far by remaking this one...
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    But... Total Recall was basically a terrible movie to begin with.

    And now there are people in this movie who can ACTUALLY act.

    How is that such a terrible thing?

    Don't get me wrong, I love me some Arnie movie's, but dang, that dude is a TERRIBLE actor.


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    Total Recall is not on my watch list.

    Watched ALL The Pretty Horses last night. No, it's not a Brony movie. I was surprised, it was a pretty good movie. Great scenery, good soundtrack, a decent story and Penelope.

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    Just watched Pineapple Express again. Stupid but funnier than shit to me.

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    Dale Denton: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSS View Post
    Watched Clay Pigeons yesterday. Actually pretty good. Joaquin Phoenix and Vince Vaughn. Has been described like a western small town Fargo.
    A town smaller than Fargo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    A town smaller than Fargo?

    All you ever see is a grain leg, a mechanic shop, bar, and diner, so yeah. For such a tiny town it has more hot chicks than I usually see in towns like that. 2 when the number is usually 0.
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    Total Recall was stellar.

    The action was the best I've seen in a long time.

    I've never so badly wanted a female to beat me up with her crotch as I did while watching the movie last night. My wife agreed.

    (watch the movie, you'll understand)

    Seriously though, it was a stand alone movie. Less of a remake, more of a re-imagining. For a movie that relied so heavily on GGI, the physical action sequences were almost entirely real, and I was pleasantly surprised.

    And holy crap... Kate Beckinsale is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO fine. And a total bad a**.
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    I went to see this last night (oh yea, I was carrying a P7 PSP...it caused no panic, and I didn't shoot anyone)


    It wasn't nearly as good as the other Bourne movies. It dragged along. There was a 15 minute motorcycle chase through the streets of Malta that could have been 2 minutes. My wife after about an hour asked if we "had to stay"

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