Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
Tan, I need to track down an ex-husband who owes a lot of money and skipped town. I think he's on an Alaskan crabbing boat. You may need to go pretty deep undercover. Can I count on you for the job?
Hell, NO. I will outsource it to one of those derring-do Alaskan PIs.

Or I will just wait until he comes back on shore and serve him papers. I'll send you my rate sheet- I'll need a retainer.