Joke of the Day

[Gunner]

Honestly it kinda creepy ask scooterCO it is his daughters mayber he can explian it. It also kinda cute

[mcantar18c]

When I see a bird of any kind my first though it "I wonder how it tastes" not "oh how cute"

[Gunner]

I have thought that too. But I cant tell her that. I'm trained..... well

[mcantar18c]

Sure you can. Just make sure to strategically place your hands over your sensitive areas when doing so.

[Gunner]

Haha. Real men are kind to animals... quoted off a PETA bumper sticker

[mcantar18c]

Real men don't drive vehicles that sticker would look at home on.

[Gunner]

Like a Honda?

[mcantar18c]

Like anything foreign lol

[Gunner]

Smart car. What a waste of a parking space

[Geardo]

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency Room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & Then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.'