Women can fake orgasims.
Men can fake relationships.
Women can fake orgasims.
Men can fake relationships.
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Little boy asked Santa for a baby sister.
Santa said - Point to your mother.
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Whats the difference between your job & your wife?
5 years & which still sucks.
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Ba dum tss......
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What do you get a man who has everything?
Penicillin
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What's the difference between a washer and an 18 year-old girl?
The washer doesn't follow you around telling you it loves you after to dump a load into it.
"There are no finger prints under water."
How many gorillas fit into an average car?
Eight.
How many chickens will fit into the same car?
None. Its full of gorillas silly.
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A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
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Why do men say ladies first?
For the view.
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What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles