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    Women can fake orgasims.

    Men can fake relationships.
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    Little boy asked Santa for a baby sister.

    Santa said - Point to your mother.
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    Whats the difference between your job & your wife?

    5 years & which still sucks.
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    Ba dum tss......
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    What do you get a man who has everything?


    Penicillin
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    What's the difference between a washer and an 18 year-old girl?






    The washer doesn't follow you around telling you it loves you after to dump a load into it.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    How many gorillas fit into an average car?

    Eight.

    How many chickens will fit into the same car?

    None. Its full of gorillas silly.
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    A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
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    Why do men say ladies first?

    For the view.
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