How does every good joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
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How does every good joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
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Confucius once said that lingerie is not the best thing on earth, just next to it.
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My airstream has been stolen by dopers
When is a pixie not a pixie?
When he has his head under a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.
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What does DNA stand for?
National Association of Dyslexics
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Confucius once said a foolish man gives his wife a grand piano & a wise man gives his wife an upright organ.
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Why don't women ever blink during foreplay?
They don't have enough time.
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How can you tell when your husband is planning for the future?
He buys 2 cases of beer
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Quite the roll there, ChickNorris.
How do you throw a party in outer space?
You planet.
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Confucius once said that war doesnt determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Last edited by ChickNorris; 11-04-2018 at 20:24. Reason: OCD spelling
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Whew... finally!
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
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