Joke of the Day

[ChickNorris]

Is there a difference between a battery & a woman?

Yep, the positive.

[ChickNorris]

What should you do if your partner starts smoking?

Use lubricant.

[ChickNorris]

What do you call that weird piece of skin at the end?

The man.

[ChickNorris]

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?

He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

[ChickNorris]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head.

Cliff

[ChickNorris]

& a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen

[ChickNorris]

& a man who has been underground for 100 years?

Pete

[ChickNorris]

What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You don't hear an enzyme.

[ChickNorris]

& a man with a shovel?

Doug, of course.

[ChickNorris]

& a man alone in the sea?

Bob