Joke of the Day

[ChickNorris]

How are men and parking spots alike?

Good ones are always taken.
Free ones are mostly handicapped.
The majority are too small.

[ChickNorris]

Why was Eve created?

Somebody had to iron Adam’s leaf.

[ChickNorris]

Why do chickens lift one leg while they sleep?

Because they can't lift both without falling over.

[ChickNorris]

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

His hand caught fire.

[ChickNorris]

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

[ChickNorris]

Confucius once said... a man with a hole in his pocket feels cocky all day.

[ChickNorris]

A lady walked into a Bentley dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect, and fully equiped automobile she had ever seen.

As she approached the car to inspect it closer, she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed; standing right there behind her was a salesman, who nonetheless greeted her with a pleasant smile:

- Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication, and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked:

- Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied:

- Madame, I’m very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you’re gonna sh*t when you hear the price!

[ChickNorris]

Hehehe

[68Charger]

& a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen

And if she's Asian?


Irene

[OldFogey]

And if she's Asian?


Irene

And where do they both work?

Ihop