How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Why is it that men always get their great ideas in bed?
They are plugged into a genius.
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What's the difference between oooh & ahhhh?
2 inches
Or is it 3?
Last edited by ChickNorris; 11-07-2018 at 00:35.
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What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's?
Hiding your own Easter eggs.
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I knew a man who liked the taste of brake fluid. I tried telling him that it was dangerous and he shouldn't drink it, but he assured me he could stop at any time.
In Ireland, three Irish brothers have a tradition of stopping at the pub after work every day and having a shot of Irish whiskey.
One of the brothers moves to the States, but he keeps the tradition alive by stopping at a pub after work and having three shots of Irish whiskey - one for himself and one for each of his brothers.
One day he stops at the pub and orders TWO shots. The bartender, who has become familiar with the tradition, fears the worst and asks him, "Good Lord, what happened? Did you lose one of your brothers?"
The Irishman says, oh no, my brothers are both fine - I just quit drinking!
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Credit TFOGGER : Liberals only want things to be "fair and just" if it benefits them.
Credit Zundfolge: The left only supports two "rights"; Buggery and Infanticide.
Credit roberth: List of things Government does best; 1. Steal your money 2. Steal your time 3. Waste the money they stole from you. 4. Waste your time making you ask permission for things you have a natural right to own. "Anyone that thinks the communists won't turn off your power for being on COAR15 is a fucking moron."
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before".
So the lion starts running towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "Hmmmm...that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says " Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."
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"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
What did the cannibal say while eating a clown?
Anyone else think this tastes a little funny.
Ugh, terrible.
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How many animals can you fit into a pair of stockings?
Two calves, an ass, a pussy, and who knows how many hairs.
Last edited by ChickNorris; 11-11-2018 at 09:27.
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