Joke of the Day

**ChickNorris** · 11-11-2018, 08:04

Need cheering?

Start a fight with someone who has the hiccups.

**ChickNorris** · 11-11-2018, 08:07

No, you're not fat dear, just more visible.

**ChickNorris** · 11-11-2018, 08:10

Husband: - WOW you look great, did you do something different with your hair?

Wife: Dear, I'm over here, leave that woman alone.

**ChickNorris** · 11-11-2018, 08:13

Why do men say ladies first?

For the view.

**ChickNorris** · 11-11-2018, 08:15

Have a sunburn & cant sleep because the sheets are scratchy?

Viagra

**ChickNorris** · 11-11-2018, 08:16

Whats worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?

Knowing it was traced.

**ChickNorris** · 11-11-2018, 08:18

Women can fake orgasims.

Men can fake relationships.

**ChickNorris** · 11-11-2018, 08:20

Little boy asked Santa for a baby sister.

Santa said - Point to your mother.

**ChickNorris** · 11-11-2018, 08:22

Whats the difference between your job & your wife?

5 years & which still sucks.

**ChickNorris** · 11-11-2018, 08:23

Ba dum tss......

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