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    (Pssst... don't look over your shoulder)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    (Pssst... don't look over your shoulder)
    That's what they told me in prison...
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Oh fu......!!!
    lmao
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    A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig.

    He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over. Cop says "Hey! What are you doing with that pig in the car?"

    The driver says, "Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field."

    The cop says, "I want you to take that pig to the zoo!" The driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo.

    So the next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. "What are you doing? I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo!"

    "Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a good time we are going to the ball game now."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Whats the difference between hungry and horny?

    Where you put the cucumber.
    I don’ t get this one
    Last edited by Scanker19; 11-13-2018 at 12:03.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scanker19 View Post
    I don’ t get this one
    you just want to hear her explain it...
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...

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    ; )
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    If erotic is using a feather, what's kinky?


    The whole chicken
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    Blind man walks into a bar...

    And then the table, and two more chairs...
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    Whats the difference between a nice girl & a good girl?




    NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.
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