Joke of the Day

**ChickNorris** · 11-13-2018, 15:10

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his dad was a wafer so long.

**ChickNorris** · 11-13-2018, 15:11

Did you hear about the guy who invented lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

**ChickNorris** · 11-13-2018, 15:12

A steak pun is a rare medium done well.

**ChickNorris** · 11-13-2018, 15:14

Forrest Gump's password?

1forrest1

**ChickNorris** · 11-13-2018, 15:16

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice & laundry soap?

Someone told her they were both concentrated.

**ChickNorris** · 11-13-2018, 15:18

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fshhh

**ChickNorris** · 11-13-2018, 15:20

Without geometry life would be just pointless.

**ChickNorris** · 11-13-2018, 15:21

What does a hipster weigh?

Instagram

**ChickNorris** · 11-13-2018, 15:24

And the ever known....

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

Aka Dinner!

**ChickNorris** · 11-13-2018, 15:24

Ba dum tss....

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