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    Remember when you were a kid, laying in bed & waiting for Santa to come...

    Now do you remember the awkward silence when he got dressed?
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    Um, What?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Remember when you were a kid, laying in bed & waiting for Santa to come...

    Now do you remember the awkward silence when he got dressed?
    Um, the pc babies are crying
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    The north pole is a euphemism
    Wheels turning in my head here.... give me a minute....






    Where does Santa store his north pole?



    In the south hole!





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    Q: How many soy boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: None, they’ll just compliment the lightbulb and then get mad when it doesn’t screw...

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    I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree when he asked:

    Are you going to put that up yourself?

    I said:

    No, Dumba** I'm putting it up in the living room.
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    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Olive.

    Olive who?

    Olive the other reindeer.
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    What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

    Rude-olph.
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    What do elves do after school?

    Their gnome work.
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    Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

    Because their days are numbered.
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