Remember when you were a kid, laying in bed & waiting for Santa to come...
Now do you remember the awkward silence when he got dressed?
Remember when you were a kid, laying in bed & waiting for Santa to come...
Now do you remember the awkward silence when he got dressed?
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Um, What?
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Q: How many soy boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they’ll just compliment the lightbulb and then get mad when it doesn’t screw...
I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree when he asked:
Are you going to put that up yourself?
I said:
No, Dumba** I'm putting it up in the living room.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer.
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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
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What do elves do after school?
Their gnome work.
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Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered.
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