What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you see later and one you see after while.
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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you see later and one you see after while.
Did ChickNorris give you permission to post in this thread? And with one of her yet unused jokes?Originally Posted by ray1970
ETA: If I keep making wise cracks like this one and the one in your Passport thread folks are going to start coming after me with pitchforks.
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The doctor said,”Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital,
he was without a headache for the first time in 20 yrs. But he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men’s clothing
store and thought, “That’s what I need....a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let’s see....size 44 long.” Joe laughed, “that’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business 60 years.” The tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit.....it fit perfectly.
Joe admired himself in the mirror. The salesman asked, “How about a new shirt?”
Joe thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.”
The salesman eyed Joe and said, “Let’s see.....34 sleeves and 16 ? neck."
Joe was surprised. “That’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business 60 yrs.”
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, “How about some new underwear?”
Joe thought for a moment and said, “Sure.”
The salesman said. “Let’s see.....size 36.”
Joe laughed, “Ah ha! I got you. I’ve worn a size 34 since before I was 18 yrs. old.”
The salesman shook his head. “You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.”
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
Got me on that one.
Still laughing!
Two female privates are ordered to paint the general's office. They are warned not to get paint on their uniforms. So they lock the door, strip down to their underwear and get to work.
An hour later, there's a knock at the door. "Who is it?" they ask.
"Blind man."
Thinking nothing of it, the privates open the door. "Hi," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50
Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes.
Riceless.
Doh
"There are no finger prints under water."
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