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Welcome to the Colorado AR-15 Shooters Club Discussion Forums.
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
What did the knee surgeon say in the operating room while working on a prostitute's leg ?
What's a nice joint like you doing in a girl like this ?
We just found out grandpa is addicted to viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than grandma.
Thought for the day: "Jesus loves you" takes on a whole new meaning in a Mexican prison.
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
If frog's had wings they wouldn't bump there ass
If you don't stand behind our Troops 100%
Please stand in front of them.
"The government, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." Abraham Lincoln
"their"Originally Posted by Walker2970
Asked my wife if I'm the only one she's ever been with.... Yes... All of the others were nines and tens.
Medicare part G
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.
So, what do you do?
You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part "G") and one bullet.
You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.
This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life, where you will receive three meals a day,
a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need.
Need new teeth? Need glasses? Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?
They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
Who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
Now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
Solid plan. You forgot to include the added bonus of lots of sex, whether you want it or not.
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