Did you know that in the USA you can't take a
photo of a man with a prosthetic leg?
You need to use a camera.

Question:What do you call a smelly fairy?
Answer: Stinkerbell

My wife poked me in the eyes yesterday,
so I stopped seeing her for a while.

Question:What do you call 2 Banana Peels?
Answer: A pair of slippers.

A Romanian woman claims to be the
world's oldest mother at 66...
That?s rubbish, my Mum's 85!

The two most common elements in the
universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Question:What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: Meet me at the corner

Someone told me they really like my name.
I said thanks, I got it for my birthday!