A new monk takes a vow of silence. He's silent for five years, and then he goes to the head monk. The head monk congratulates him on his acheivement, and offers a chance to say two words.

The monk utters, "Bed hard."

Five more years pass. Finally the monk sees the head monk again.
He is allowed two more words after these ten years. "Food bad."

Five years later, the monk is allowed to speak after a total of
fifteen years. His words: "I quit."

The Abbot replies, "Good Riddance! You've done nothing but bitch since you got here!"