In Ireland, three Irish brothers have a tradition of stopping at the pub after work every day and having a shot of Irish whiskey.

One of the brothers moves to the States, but he keeps the tradition alive by stopping at a pub after work and having three shots of Irish whiskey - one for himself and one for each of his brothers.

One day he stops at the pub and orders TWO shots. The bartender, who has become familiar with the tradition, fears the worst and asks him, "Good Lord, what happened? Did you lose one of your brothers?"

The Irishman says, oh no, my brothers are both fine - I just quit drinking!