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    Quote Originally Posted by davsel View Post
    Dear Family and Friends!


    I am sorry that I have not been responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF).


    For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
    Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
    Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
    Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
    Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.

    If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.


    It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rucker61 View Post
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    Miracle cure!
    My Feedback
    Credit TFOGGER : Liberals only want things to be "fair and just" if it benefits them.
    Credit Zundfolge: The left only supports two "rights"; Buggery and Infanticide.
    Credit roberth: List of things Government does best; 1. Steal your money 2. Steal your time 3. Waste the money they stole from you. 4. Waste your time making you ask permission for things you have a natural right to own. "Anyone that thinks the communists won't turn off your power for being on COAR15 is a fucking moron."

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