A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.

A boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is your dad or mom home?", asked the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

“No, he went with Mom and Dad.”

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one. Or I can give my Dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant."

The boy thought for a moment then said, "Yeah...you'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."