Joke of the Day

**ChickNorris** · 11-03-2018, 11:08

What should you do if your partner starts smoking?

Use lubricant.

**ChickNorris** · 11-03-2018, 11:16

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?

He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

**ChickNorris** · 11-03-2018, 11:18

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head.

Cliff

**ChickNorris** · 11-03-2018, 11:19

& a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen

**68Charger** · 11-03-2018, 12:16

Originally Posted by ChickNorris

& a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen

And if she's Asian?

Irene

**OldFogey** · 11-03-2018, 12:32

Originally Posted by 68Charger

And if she's Asian?

Irene

And where do they both work?

Ihop

**ChickNorris** · 11-03-2018, 11:20

& a man who has been underground for 100 years?

Pete

**ChickNorris** · 11-03-2018, 11:21

What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You don't hear an enzyme.

**ChickNorris** · 11-03-2018, 11:23

& a man with a shovel?

Doug, of course.

**ChickNorris** · 11-03-2018, 11:24

& a man alone in the sea?

Bob

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