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  1. 11-03-2018, 12:45 #1
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    Why is it difficult to find men who are kind, caring and good looking?

    They’ve got boyfriends already.
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    Whats the difference between a blonde & a mosquito?

    Smack it & see which stops sucking.

    Oh yes i did say that. Doh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Whats the difference between a blonde & a mosquito?

    Smack it & see which stops sucking.

    Oh yes i did say that. Doh!
    Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. One claims they are moose tracks, while the other is sure that they are bear tracks. While they are arguing, they both are run over by a train.


    Is #blondelife a thing? Maybe it should be.
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    Done. Before I get into trouble...
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