Joke of the Day

**OldFogey** · 11-04-2018, 20:45

Originally Posted by ChickNorris

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of your hand.

You started it...
Why is a wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the stove and fridge.

**ChickNorris** · 11-04-2018, 20:48

Originally Posted by OldFogey

You started it....

Nope. Thread was here long before me.

Whats the difference between an onion & a prostitute?

You cry when you cut an onion.

**ChickNorris** · 11-04-2018, 20:49

What do you call an Italian hooker?

A pasta-tute

**ChickNorris** · 11-05-2018, 01:16

How do you know if a woman really likes you?

She puts her shoes by her/your ears.

**ChickNorris** · 11-05-2018, 01:19

What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer behind her ear?

Anyone seen my pen?

**ChickNorris** · 11-05-2018, 01:22

What is a fake noodle called?

Impasta

**ChickNorris** · 11-05-2018, 01:24

Do you know why you should stay away from using velcro?

Its a total rip off.

**ChickNorris** · 11-05-2018, 01:26

Confucius once said... the earth's rotation really makes my day.

**ChickNorris** · 11-05-2018, 01:28

Why don't you ever see an elephant hiding in a tree?

They've got skills.

**ChickNorris** · 11-05-2018, 01:29

Why don't you bend over in American Furniture Warehouse?

Because Jake Jabs

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