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A girl asks a boy: - How much do you love me?
The boy looks her in the eyes: - Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you.
The girl is confused: - But it's morning, there are no stars?
Boy nods.
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Knock knock
..............Who's there
Opportunity
.............. Bullsh*t
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Knock knock
............... Who's there?
Cook
............... Cook who?
Suspected you were a nutter.
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Knock knock
............... Who's there?
Deja
...............Deja who?
Knock knock.
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What is green & crys in the corner?
The incredible sulk.
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Where do you get virgin wool?
Fugly sheep.
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Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don't work.
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What do you call a bump, that some folks call a Mountain?
Hill-arious
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Why should you go to a acquaintance's funeral?
I don't know because they won't be at yours.
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What cup of tea can vary in flavor from very bitter to sweet?
Realitea
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