Joke of the Day

**ChickNorris** · 12-21-2018, 17:43

In some people's eyes, throwing acid is wrong.

**ChickNorris** · 12-21-2018, 17:43

Say what you want about deaf people...

**ChickNorris** · 12-21-2018, 17:45

You can never lose a homing pigeon...

**ChickNorris** · 12-21-2018, 18:52

Have you heard the one about the sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium.

**ChickNorris** · 12-21-2018, 18:56

You matter.

Until you multiple yourself times the speed of light squared.

Then you energy.

**ChickNorris** · 12-21-2018, 18:59

Two men walk into a bar.
The first man orders an H2O
The second man says: I'll have an H2O too.
That man died.

**ChickNorris** · 12-21-2018, 19:02

What was the charge when the NaCI was arrested?

A salt

**ChickNorris** · 12-21-2018, 19:05

Did you want to hear a joke about sodium?

Na me either.

**ChickNorris** · 12-21-2018, 19:08

A new element has been discovered & added to the periodic table:

Ah - the element of surprise

**William** · 12-21-2018, 23:42

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cuz it was dead.

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