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Don't pretend to like my jokes to get bacon.
Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike.
Hospital officials say they will find out what the doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!
All about SIGNS today:
In a Podiatrist's office:
Time Wounds All Heels
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit, please back in
On a Plumber's truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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My airstream has been stolen by dopers
On a Church's Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak
At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout
At a Towing company:
We don’t charge an arm and a leg, we want tows
On an Electrician's truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action
On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push!
At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place
On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
On a Fence:
Salesmen Welcome. Dog Food Is Expensive
At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary; We hear you coming
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit. Stay
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
At the Electric Company:
We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment however, if you don't, you will be
In a Restaurant window:
Dont stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up
In an Undertakers:
Drive carefully please. We'll wait
At a Propane Gas Supplier:
Thank heaven for little grills
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Last two....
In front of a Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
The judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
"I do."
"Now what do you say to defend yourself?"
"Your Honor, under those limitations ... nothing."
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