A woman on death row is asked what she would like for her last meal.
"I dunno, what do you want?"
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A woman on death row is asked what she would like for her last meal.
"I dunno, what do you want?"
Sayonara
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some road-kill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
-Me
I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
-Also Me
Hahahahahaha!!!!Originally Posted by Gman
I told this joke at work today. The guy just started edging away...well beyond the 6' social distancing space.
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Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
-Me
I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
-Also Me
She hurried to the pharmacy to get the medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside.The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some HELP. Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?" He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open. She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank You SO Much! You are a very nice man." The man replied, "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of PRISON yesterday; I was in prison for car theft." The woman hugged the man again sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!"
Is GOD great or what!?!
Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
-Me
I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
-Also Me
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
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What is Moby Dick's father's name?
Papa Boner
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Why don't witches wear underwear?
Better gription on their brooms.
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What's the difference between a hippie chick & a hockey player?
Hockey player usually showers after 3 periods.
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