Joke of the Day

[Duman]

ChickNorris.... you're on a roll !!

[GilpinGuy]

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

[BladesNBarrels]

Did you know that in the USA you can't take a
photo of a man with a prosthetic leg?
You need to use a camera.

Question:What do you call a smelly fairy?
Answer: Stinkerbell

My wife poked me in the eyes yesterday,
so I stopped seeing her for a while.

Question:What do you call 2 Banana Peels?
Answer: A pair of slippers.

A Romanian woman claims to be the
world's oldest mother at 66...
That?s rubbish, my Mum's 85!

The two most common elements in the
universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Question:What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: Meet me at the corner

Someone told me they really like my name.
I said thanks, I got it for my birthday!

[brutal]

The two most common elements in the
universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

And timely too!

[GilpinGuy]

Not a funny pic or a joke...a riddle I guess

[buffalobo]

$80

[Gman]

I figured $100. $70 in goods and $30 in cash. The same as the theft of the $100, which was simply exchanged for equivalent goods and cash. The wholesale price of the goods doesn't account for the lost profit of the retail sale.

[Jamnanc]

Wow. F’in hilarious. Can’t stop crying.


Little johnny please.

[Gman]

[JohnnyDrama]

Thanks Gman.