Question: Why do green beans meditate?
To find inner peas!

My friends gave me the nickname Mr. Compromise
It's not my first choice..
but I'm ok with it.

You can never trust an atom...
they make up everything.

Question: Why don't penguins go to The U.K.?
Because they're afraid of Wales!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Question: Why is dark spelled with the letter K?
Because you can't c in the dark!

I accused my wife of adding dirt to the garden.
She denied it.
The plot thickens...

Question: How come ants never get sick?
Because of their anty bodies!

I finally finished writing a book on penguins!
In hindsight it would have been easier to do it on paper...

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