I won the Democrat Medal of Honor when I served during the war at Sum Yung Dik offensive near the Miso Honi River.
I worked undercover disguised as a waitress at a small cafe receiving top enemy information and then escaping through enemy lines. I was then temporarily assigned foreign duty in England and served with the British Thermal Unit until things got hot. Transferred back stateside for more training. Stationed in Kentucky under Colonel Sanders. I was then assigned as commanding officer of the oceanic garbage ship, the USS Bill Clinton while she was in drydock.
Then I went to Seal Counterintelligence Underwater Mine school for S.C.U.M. training. I was the #1 SCUM in my graduating class and was given the Seal of Counterintelligence Underwater Mine Brotherhood of American GI's (SCUMBAG) Award.
I was sent to Afghanistan undercover as a pig farmer selling defective mini missiles disguised as super-sized sausages. Business went well especially with the female insurgents until one blew up in my hand while demonstrating how to hide it while transporting. She did not survive. I was awarded 5 Purple Hearts for my hand injuries.
I was taken to a secret base in Saudi where I flew a F-35 stealth to the Arabian Sea and landed on a submarine which took me to an undisclosed location for treatment and recuperation. As a result of my mission and injuries, I decided to retire and won my second Democrat Medal of Honor.
All this would be extremely difficult to verify as my career was highly classified and my records were permanently sealed and then destroyed by the CIA