The 3rd grade class was having a Tell about Your Parents day.

Everyone told about their Firemen dads, nurse moms etc.

When it was Billy's turn, He got up in front of the class and said I want to tell about my mom.

She was a pilot during the Iraq war, and was flying her plane when it got shot down.
She ejected out with only her pistol, a knife and a flask of whiskey.
On the way to the ground she saw that she was going to land in a group of 15 enemy soldiers, so she drank the whiskey, hit the ground killed 10 with her pistol, 4 with her knife till it broke, and the last one with her bare hands. Thats my story of my mom.

OH My said the teacher that is quite a story.
And what do you think the moral is here Billy?

Dad says Don't Fuck with Mom when she's been drinking.