Joke of the Day

[TEAMRICO]

I could never understand that STUPID pose that idiot makes with his face.
Is that the image he wants on his statues his believes will be erected of him like Saddam!
What an ASS-Clown!

[StagLefty]

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 AM and is asked where
he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, the problems it causes in a
marriage, and other long term effects of drinking.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that kind of lecture at
this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife.”

[10x]

I like the one above.

[10x]

The Devil and St. Peter met at the fence separating Heaven and Hell and once again it was broken down.
St. Peter: Devil the fence is broken and your people are slipping into Heaven. It is your turn to fix the fence.
Devil: No it isn't and I refuse to fix the fence.
St. Peter: We have this argument all the time, I've had it, I am going to sue.
Devil: Oh yea! Where are you going to find a lawyer.

[MuzzleFlash]

[opie011]

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United  
      States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and 
      says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving 
      me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" 
   
      The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.." 
   
      The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having 
      such a beautiful country here in America."  
      The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." 
   
      The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, 
      shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!"  
      That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am 
      not American." 
   
      He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"  
      She says, "No, I am from Africa." 
      Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" 
      The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

[patrick0685]

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United
States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving
me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am
not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

it would be funnier if it werent so true

[DSB OUTDOORS]

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do????
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Enough to KILL 2 1/2 men!!

[mcantar18c]

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded,"What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service,
and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.

I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down."

[20eyes]

What did the left boob say to the right boob??


We better get some suport or people are guna think we are nuts