Joke of the Day

[Seamonkey]

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.
The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr. Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a damn thing!"

[Ah Pook]

A Marine and a Navy man are standing next to each other at the bathroom urinals.

The Marine finishes and while washing his hands exclaimes that the Marines taught us to wash out hands after urination.

The Navy man finishes and walks past the sinks. As he passes the Marine he exclaimes that the Navy taught us not to piss on our hands.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

A Marine and a Navy man are standing next to each other at the bathroom urinals.

The Marine finishes and while washing his hands exclaimes that the Marines taught us to wash out hands after urination.

The Navy man finishes and walks past the sinks. As he passes the Marine he exclaimes that the Navy taught us not to piss on our hands.

So the Navy man tastes his own dick every time he bites his nails and put's food in his mouth?? How is this better???

[Byte Stryke]

So the Navy man tastes his own dick every time he bites his nails and put's food in his mouth?? How is this better???

Familiarity...

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Familiarity...

Nope!! Marines rejected me because I had too may broken bones and would'nt pass the psyical. And did'nt want to go into the Army or Navy. But I always trust my dear Mudder!! Always wash after going Potty!!
I know you're teaching you're son that. Right??