Originally Posted by Graves
Funny regardless... terrible, but funny!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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So a new prison inmate is in the "yard" with several of the other inmates when he's asked the obvious question: So, what'd you do to end up in here?"
The new inmate responds "Nothing, I just wanted to move to a new place with lots of bars nearby."
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A new truck driver is rolling down the highway when he feels a bump. He pulls over and checks his rig, then calls into dispatch. "I have hit a pig and he is stuck under my truck. What shall I do?"
Dispatch tells him to throw the pig into the trailer and bring it in so they can decide what to do.
He then asks, "What shall I do with his motorcycle???"
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I saw that one comming!
Fake. No truck driver uses the word "shall."
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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