Joke of the Day

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A guy and his new wife walks into a Hotel and asks for the honeymoon suite. The guy at the front desk takes care of them and they are on their way up to the room. No more than 10 minutes later the guy comes down wearing fishing waders, fishing vest and a pole. The guy at the front desk stops him "hey its your honeymoon you should be up there getting busy!!" ......."Well I would love to but my wife has Gonorrhea" ...Wow!! " Well what about a blow Job?? ........"That would be awesome but she also has Pyorrhea"........."Holy Shit..Well at least you could get her in the ass"........" Yea well she suffers from chronic Diarrhea" Good God!!!!!!!!!! " Gonorrhea?? Pyorrhea and Diarrhea???? Excuse me for asking this but why the HELL did you marry her?? .........Well she also has worms and I LOVE to fish!!!!