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    Warning: Profanity NSFW



    How to make coffee in the field. No boobs or anything, so it should be safe, just make sure you are wearing headphones and enjoy the 7 Dirty Words skit by Carlin and you'll be OK.

    H.

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    "please remain seated until we are stopped at the gate, and the Captain turns off the Seat Belt sign..

    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    "please remain seated until we are stopped at the gate, and the Captain turns off the Seat Belt sign..


    Pardon me stewardess, I think I have shit myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    "please remain seated until we are stopped at the gate, and the Captain turns off the Seat Belt sign..
    Crap where can you find a airplain body shop at 2am. Stewardess how would you like to join the 50ft Club?? The mile high is out!!

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    Nothing says mentally owning your kids like doing it Bugs Bunny Style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post


    Nothing says mentally owning your kids like doing it Bugs Bunny Style.
    That's awesome!
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    That's awesome!

    hehe that is very funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    That's awesome!
    +1 great
    http://www.denverresearch.com/Charger/Badge%20Sml.jpgGrandpa's Sheriff Badge, Littleton 1920's

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    That's awesome!
    wow thats great...both me and the wife were
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