The funny video thread

[CS1983]

LYRICS:

One evening as the sun went down
And the Ranger's fires were burning, I spied an E-4 coming down, and he said "Boys, I'm not going!
For I'm headed for a land That's far away beside the Crystal Fountain!
So come with me, we'll go and see the DD-214 Mountain!"

In the DD-214 mountains, there's a land that's Fair and Bright!
And profiles grow out on bushes, and you sleep out every night!
The sick call lines are short, and the sun shines every day!
On the birds and the bees, and the cigarette trees, and the Gatorade springs, and the bluebird sings
in the DD-214 Mountain!

In the DD-214 Mountain, all the Cops roll on mopeds,
and E-7s lose their voices and hot women are not Depend(a)s!
Supply has everything you'd need, grab a beer at any time!
Well, I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow, where the rain don't fall, where the wind don't blow
in the DD-214 Mountain!

In the DD-214 Mountain you never have to change your socks!
And little streams of alcohol come'a tricklin' down the rocks!
Sergeant Major's always waitin' for you, and you reply with "'Sup?"
There's a lake of stew and of whiskey, too; you can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe
In the DD-214 Mountain!

In the DD-214 Mountain, all the jails are made of tin!
And you can walk right out again as soon as you get in.
There's no such thing as a rucksack, PAX Sheds, or C-130's!
Well, I'm bound to stay where ya sleep all day, and they shot the jerk who invented work
in the DD-214 Mountain!

I'll see you queers in about two years in the DD-214 Mountain!