Quote Originally Posted by Sunwolf Enemy
I'd never buy anything from them anyway. Their ads are too annoying. :P
Wish we had the money for a few spoofs of their commercial.

Man hugs his wife and presents her with a wonderful diamond. She hugs him and his concealed carry peaks out a little from under his jacket.

"Thank you so much, Steve!" she says. Then turns to the camera and says "HE didn't go to Jarreds!"